...almost...

Five more rows of seed stitch. A paltry five rows. This should be easy, quick, simple, nothing to write about at all. I should be finished. But these rows somehow stretch out miles wide, flaunting the very laws of geometry. Well, perhaps proving them. The center was so easy to knit, only four stitches per side, but now I'm up into numbers that don't bear counting. Still, this should be done tonight and in the mail tomorrow. Picture and a simple pattern soon to follow.

Any last guesses? Anyone? Bueller?